Mandy (aka Demandatha) harassed me into posting to this page.

Her method was simple. Since December, she's chirped the first few lines of my last entry ("I just got off the phone with Cathy...") and followed it with a harangue about neglecting my readership. Of course, my readership consists of her and maybe two other people. Out of 5 billion on the planet, that's not very impressive. But even those two people will now have trouble finding me; she's removed the link from her page to mine.

Mandy says I can write about anything: flatulence, pimples, illness. Apparently it's all compelling material.

You probably can tell I'm a wee bit sarcastic tonight. I've been sick since Monday. Cabin fever has ruined my social grace. Now all I want to do is watch "Sex and the City" and sleep. So I think I'll sleep. Because I've watched every SATC episode thrice and that's just as sickening as being ill.